Monday, October 7, 2013

Zoinks, gh gh gh ghost!

October is here. The month of ghosts, ghouls and spooky stuff. Ideally, this slot should have had a spooky story, a chapter off the ‘Book of the undead’ but sadly, I have not heard of any bootha scenes in a while. Except for maybe the random creepazoids I meet in the bus or whatever.

Usually I keep an ear out for some of these ‘old wives tales’ or scenes that happen to known folk so as to keep ‘things real’ and not make believe. If you haven’t noticed already, ours is a culture that is entwined with amazing spooky deals, a noise here and a shadow there, devils masks and hooniyan joints, kattadiyas dealing with prethayas and the locals kalu kumarayas vs mohinis. So there are a lot of things that go bump in the night and makes shivers go up your spine, if you’ve got the spunk to tune in to it.

Seeing as how this is the month of all things creepy, I figured I oughta write something related to spooks. “think think think” a voice replicating Pooh bear’s goes off in my head and a light bulb goes ‘bing’ on top of it. Seeing as how I’m writing on teen page, who more to relate to ghosts and ghouls for kiddies, teens and young folk all around than Scooby Doo!



Aye, the gentledog of the hour, Scooby Doo himself! For us teens, Scooby is probably one of those many loving cartoon characters that connect us to those fond days of yore. Those were the days when the soul-soothing sounds of Saturday mornings we’d voluntarily, mind you, get up, snuggle up in our compfy jammies, hug a plate of warm kiri bath or pancakes, turn on the telly, and watch hours of deliciously gorifying Scooby Doo.
To brush up a bit about the cartoon series itself, Scooby Doo has been an integral part of the childhood of many children around the world for over forty years now, since 1969 actually. Close to half a century a gang of young, smart, vibrant individuals plus their trusty 70% linguistic steed have been driving around town in their very own themed vehicle the Mystery Machine, chasing ghosts and catching bad guys. There were werewolves, vampires, mummies, pirates, zombies, giant cat ladies, vile sea monsters, demons, phantoms, creepy clowns, scarecrows, headless horsemen….You name it, they chased it.
How exciting is that?

The writers of the original series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Joe Ruby and Ken Spears along with the producers Hanna-Barbera, had it all planned of course. We’re talking about the meanest, scariest, nastiest paranormal creatures ever to walk/crawl/glide/ the earth but targeting young children? How did they pull that off?  Simple and ingenious.  Make it so that the nasty creatures turned out to be humans in disguise. These villainous individuals or groups running around causing havoc are actually nasty dudes in masks and costumes who are upto to no good. The gang however frightened and intimidated by the creeps in costume, follow the clues, glues in the puzzle pieces, solves the mystery and swoops in or stumbles upon them and saves the day.
Amidst the havoc and pandemonium, here are some things that I learned from watching Scooby Doo.

·         “Let’s split up, gang.”
There’s a lot that we can do on our own. But sometimes ‘dividing the work and multiplying the results’ is the way to go. Freddie’s saying “Let’s split up, gang.” doesn’t necessarily mean that just because people aren’t physically together, they can’t work as a team.  Now, Scooby and Shaggy tend to wander off in search of a fridge, and who knows what Daphne and Freddy are up to half the time, but for the most part, the gang does a good job of searching hard for clues. They’re also ready to jump into action if they hear danger-prone Daphne scream for help. Part of being a team is working together and helping each other, but another part of it is getting your assigned task completed, and trusting your teammates to do the same.

·         Zoinks, a moh moh moh monster!
Each and everything that goes bump in the night could very well be out to get you. BUT that doesn’t mean you gotta shriek and run the opposite way. Just because things are a challenge in life, doesn’t mean you drop it like it hot and call it quits, no matter how scary or frustrated that situation gets. You got to have a general plan (although plans often change), gut up and chug onward.

·         Everyone needs a Scooby Snack. –
In the spirit of Scooby himself, a Scooby Snack is something you would do anything for. Your Scooby Snack  might be a group of people—friends, family. It might be a career or a value you believe in, but it’s definitely not a material object. Life can be hard and stressful, especially towards college and later on. But no matter what challenges lie ahead of you, you will defeat them for your Scooby Snack. It may take two to convince you, but you’ll do it.

Some other things Scooby Doo taught me
  • Everyone has something to offer. If you're not the muscle, the brains or the money of the group, you're still important . . . you're the bait.
  • The villain is always the last person you'd suspect.
  • Every haunted house has the ingredients to make a really big sandwich.
  • Nearsighted people are funny.
  • A hippy, a jock, a debutant, a nerd and a gigantic talking dog can live and work together in harmony.
  • Don't anger the Tiki god.
  • If you wind a dog's tail really tight, it can be used as a propeller.
  • Scooby Snacks probably contain hallucinogens.
  • Elaborate plans always fail _ random acts of panic don't.
  • Werewolves wear pants.
  • Kids are pesky.
  • There's no such thing as monsters. Most of the time.


Until next time, here’s to a month of gory encounters, chilly nights, spooky beasties and Halloween madness. Send in your plans for the ensuing days of countdown to All Hollow’s Eve.


P.S. I really want to go interview a cemetery keeper and see if anything has stirring down and under the gravel. I bet the he should have some interesting insights to life amongst the undead. Anyone willing to tag along for a ride? Email us with an interesting story you hear and I’ll be happy to interview you. 


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